OK so I had the most FUCKED UP dreams last night. I wish I had typed this earlier so I could have remembered more ( Read more... )

I dig the random.

"He smiled and winked, and I just...smiled, and then I was just like, '...wait...oh no!!!'"
"There'snoplacelikehomeThere'snoplacelikehomeThere'snoplacelikehome."
"MACK YOU CAN SEE THAT LADY'S BUM, AND THAT ONE, AND THAT ONE, AND THAT ONE!"

-Mack.

P.S.- Downtown hookers are surprisingly hot.

I am now off of work for ten days.
But with nothing planned to do.

I HATE BAILERS!!!

-Mack.

( Read more... )

This is definetly one of those "What now?" situations.
Like when you fix something, but then don't have any use of it.  
Definetly one of those situations.

-Mack.

( Read more... )

They found me out.


( Read more... )

"But, Justin...Sexy never went away."

ahflkdasjfdlkajgklasjdklajsgflkhafklhaklfhaslkfhalkshfalkfhjalkskfj.

-Mack. 

I never thought I would love anything so much ever again.

Never thought I would find something so pleasant and wonderful that it made me smile just at the mention of it.

But I have found it...

...And I have found it in the Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme.

I am whole again.

-Mack.

Parent- "Julia Child says 'Meat is neat!'"

Me- "Well Julia Child is a cunt!"

...Sometimes I forget that my parents don't think I know such naughty language.

-Mack.