So this one time, I was walking back to the car from the beach with the cooler over my shoulder. And then I realised there was something on the bottom of my shoe. So I stopped and looked and it was gum. So I was like, "Ah, fuck." 'cause who likes gum getting stuck to the bottom of their shoe? No one! It sucks. So I tried to wipe it off on the
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