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Have you ever been so bored at night that you pop some Nyquil or smoke a bowl just to put you to sleep to end the boredom? Welcome to my life ( Read more... )

my birthday was INCREDIBLE!! so incredible, it's going to make next year's (the 21) hard to beat! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Today is a bad day. The next few weeks are questionable. I can feel the levels of ceratonin decreasing in my brain as I type.

Leave me something to make me laugh.

omigod like totally check out these pics i just took in my back yard with likkkkkke my sweet digital camera

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Yesterday I got to see a stripper for the first time, up close and very very personal (happy birthday Leroy!), and tonight I get to go see Dave Chappelle live! This is the best weekend ever!

I'm an ordained minister now. Officially. I can perform marriages, baptisms, committment ceremonies, and whatnot. From working at Mellow Mushroom, I've gathered that "committment ceremonies" may be in high demand. I could make a fortune from the gay and lesbian community. Hmmm...what to do with my new power...

pretty soon i'm going to be the poster-girl for corndogpalace.com

hell yes

you can all say you know the corn dog queen

Happy Holidays!

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