jesus the sequel

[_kiss_me_deadly]

not to sound facetious or anything, but i think i'm pregnant with the messiah.

oh snap!

jen is my hetero life partner.

but not the father of my child. she can't be, dumbass, she has a vag.

that's why it's the messiah.

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[misledyouth00]

but i get to be the messiah's child's dogmother, remember!

[_kiss_me_deadly]

ew i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the messiah hasn't come yet =(

[misledyouth00]

i guess they're all like "i'm the messiah, i can come when ever the fuck i want"