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I Alyson Collette Shor returned to California State University Northridge for the 1st day of the Spring Semester only to be rushed to Northridge Emergency Room to find out that I have a disease that used to kill my entire god damned wagon party when I used to play Oregon Trail in what, 2nd grade?

Yes, I have SCARLET FEVER

Dear Tanya,
!@@$#W%S$W@%%$&R$Y^ED!IDIDN'TSTEALYOURBOYFRIEND!#@!@$%#^$@W%$$E&%*UR$%
& he's MY FIANCEE` you skanky whore.

RAWR

I need to shoot some dope...

the sad thing is I'm serious

yesterday, I had my boyfriend fiancee` leave a message on my phone saying. "This is Cree & Alyson, you know what to do" for some reason this is a big deal to me. We are SHARING a phone. That screams committment to me because my phone IS my life & now I'm sharing it ( Read more... )

Lying in my plastic bed,
thinking how things weren't so cool to me.
My baby likes to shoot pool,
I like lying naked in my bedroom, tying on the dinosaur tonight,
it used to be so cool.

Now I got that needle, I can shake, but I can't breathe.
Take it away, but I want more and more.
One day I'm gonna lose the war.

I'm im l♥ve with my best friend
♥

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER:
1. go to google.com
2. type in "failure"
3. laugh your ass off

HI I'M A TWEAKER

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I made a new Livejournal. I don't particularly know why. I have had _leknifefight for so long.
So here's to the new. jadorealyson

also if you have myspace...
add me

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I am off the radar.
please forget that I ever existed