polar bears can be pretty feisty. while your relationship with jeremy may appear to be in good condition at the moment, if jeremy experiences anger or depression, he may proceed to exhibit polar-bear-like violence. at this point, be prepared to defend yourself by any means and powers necessary. remember that the tempe caribou recall your ancestors' help to their species, and will assist if necessary. -sincerely, your horoscope, which i don't know since you won't tell me your birthday. party pooper :D
and you little realize that, while you appear to have power, i am secretly controlling the entire earth through means of... ta daaa a secret device of which everyone knows nothing :D
aha! my supernatural powers have caused me to reveal that your birthday is not in march! i therefore use my psychic powers to deduce that it is in april! ta daaaaaaaaaaa :D
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stupid picture won't show up...
oh well. suffice to say that it was a tofu caribou. :D
this posted on behalf of terra. please direct donations to myself, and questions to her, as a native alaskan :D
oh, and she's going out w/ a polar bear named Jeremy....
or so i'm told :D
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polar bears can be pretty feisty. while your relationship with jeremy may appear to be in good condition at the moment, if jeremy experiences anger or depression, he may proceed to exhibit polar-bear-like violence. at this point, be prepared to defend yourself by any means and powers necessary. remember that the tempe caribou recall your ancestors' help to their species, and will assist if necessary.
-sincerely, your horoscope, which i don't know since you won't tell me your birthday.
party pooper :D
and you little realize that, while you appear to have power, i am secretly controlling the entire earth through means of... ta daaa a secret device of which everyone knows nothing :D
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And don't worry about the polar bear, I can beat him up any time :D :D :D ;) (all polar bears are weaklings compared to my brute strength!! :P ;D)
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ta daaaaaaaaaaa :D
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