happy birthday mike
and i think we could all use a little gary on a sweet day like this

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

The time has come


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happy 208th birthday Mr. Eastwood


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i have once again made a sandwhich worthy of a livejournal update
ill post pictures later

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i just tried peeing on an ant in my toilet but i couldnt hit him because he kept swimming
i didnt think ants could swim so fast
then i flushed him

The ghost of electricity howls in the bones of her face