O Good Lord:

Your Daddy Is Dick Cheney
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the monster that is school is sucking me into its toxic bowels and spitting me back out an ooey gooey mess. and we thought that Lily couldn't get any more depressed, neurotic, overworked, anxious, and anti-social. guess we were wrong ( Read more... )

Back from the three day college touring extravaganza. Well, we only really saw three schools so "extravaganza" is kind of an over statement (damn I can't remember the Ap English term for that right now... arg ( Read more... )

Juniors woowoo!

Usually if it was 9:00 on a weekend and I was really bored, I might consider filling out one of those little surveys that seem to show up on people's live journals oh so constantly ( Read more... )

Me and Rachel stumbled upon this deliteful little story when we were wee Freshmen searching google for something to entertain us one hot summers day.

Its kind of long, but trust me if you read it all the way through you will be a tad bit happier than you were before.

A Lawn Gnome's Revenge: Leave a comment  2 

So I was watching Pretty in Pink the other night, and I stumbled upon a startling realization ( Read more... )

So I was talking to Cooper, who was ranting about having to re-memorize the periodic table of elements, when I remembered that horrible performance we had to put on in 5th grade ( Read more... )

So my mom said "no more eating chocolate chips!!!"

And what did I do?

I poured a cup of chocolate chips and then poured some almonds over em'.

I swear sometimes I am genius.

And right now I'm praying I spelled genius right...

FORD MIGHT WANT ME FOR THEIR "NEW FACES" DEPARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!