Here's the deal kids. Brighton Beach Memoirs is the name of the show. I have a kickass part and it's my first professional anything on stage. It would mean a great deal if you'd all come and see the show. I understand tickets are expensive, so if that's the case don't worry about it. If you're interested and poor, talk to me about comps. All ( Read more... )

Scorpion, Sub-Zero, and Smoke win.

Flawless Victory.

Tonight, I was Raymond K. Hessel. A Human Sacrafice with a Gun with No Bullets.
January 19th, 2006

REEFER MADNESS

Happily Ever After

Once upon a time in a magical land there was a young girl named Cinderella who lived in a castle with her evil stepmother and two evil stepsisters.

“Lori,” Cinderella said to her evil stepmother, “I’m going to Bryan’s.  I’ll be home late.”

Cinderella began to walk out the door of the ( Read more... )

And the old man speaks with tears in his eyes
to the woman he claims he loves
he's given up all hope in life
and confesses he thinks he wants to die

his child listens from another room
and hears his parents crying
and as the old man loses all his hope
his son is also dying

Chasing Megan

I had the bar’s full attention as I sang, “I’m just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania” through my cigarette.  I sounded pretty good considering I don’t smoke and the poisonous fumes dried out my vocal cords to the point where singing hurt.  I wanted more than anything to take a drink but the only beverage in the ( Read more... )

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

Snoopy Shirt

Paula knew my backpack was heavier than usual.  When she asked why, I played it cool and told her I had a lot of homework.

“Did you get it all done?” she asked in that familiar motherly tone.

“Yeah, Mom,” I said after sitting down for breakfast.

I ate carefully, sure not to spill any of the syrup from my blueberry pancakes on my ( Read more... )

Some people only see as far

As their overseers let them see.

Some people see the back of their lids

And their vision is never free.

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So I wish upon a rainbow

Since the stars are too high

And I'm running on an empty tank

And through rejection by sweet jesus

When I find sleepless nights

I am the only one I have to thank

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Most ( Read more... )

And now, a poem:

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Thank you.