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[_mattdamon_]

I'm sure that everyone here hates me now, and thinks I'm disgusting, but whatever. I'm not even gonna sweat it, or plead my case, because no one will believe me. Yeah. Well, I'm needed back on set. Later.

PS: Milla. I don't hate you.

Comments

[resident_milla]

I don't hate you dear...but if it's as everyone is saying, a huge prank, that you've played on me I...I...*sighs*
I got to hand it to you it was masterfully cruel.....OMG!! *shakes head, snickering* I think I love you *laughs*

[queer_as_rage]

La la la

[nicole__kidman]

*eyes widen* GALE!!!! That was....very......bad....

[queer_as_rage]

Bad my ass. You were laughing the entire time I was doing it.

Warning Violence...

[resident_milla]

An hour after you arrive home, there's a knock at your door, when you open a burly man grabs your shirt and pulls it up half-way over your head. Struggling, you are pulled into a waiting van, which quickly pulls away.
The van drives once around the block, A little present for you Mr.Howie the Man proceeds to pummel you for what feels like an eternity. Just when you feel like you're going to black out, the van stops and you're pushed out on to the sidewalk, stunned and bleeding.

violence disclaimer