I can't believe this ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Sitcomqueer_as_rage's sister (PAX, 2:30): queer_as_rage (Gwyneth Paltrow) and ana_stacia (Taye Diggs) find a lost goat at a deli. Also, ewan_g_mcgregor (Vanna White) hypnotizes imangelinajolie (Kimberly Williams) but it doesn't work. In the next town over, kel__osbourne (River Phoenix) and j_loeffler (Clint Eastwood) go waterskiing. ( Read more... )

Who else just realized that post was extremely campy of me?

*shudders*

I am officially excited. I already have the color schemes picked out for the livingroom and master bedroom of the flat Ewan and I bought. I realized I have to knock out a wall. *pouts* Oh well, he'll thank me later. I'm going with Ewan's initial idea of black and white...and then revamping it a little. Make some tweaks, add some color. I REALLY do ( Read more... )

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Hmm...pretty even. Means I talk a lot.

Just because I crave the love ( Read more... )

Just when I thought the mile high club and fucking in public was daring enough...he surprises me one more time. ( We truly are that in love... )

*grrrrrowl*

Oh my god...and you wonder why I want him all to myself. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to wank over here in my hospital bed...

*laying in a hospital bed, eyes closes, breathing lightly, my temple covered with blood stained gauze where the side of the van connected with it, dried blood underneath my nose, my lip split open, scratches on my face, 2 of my ribs broken, making it painful to breathe, my ankle in an aircast, bruises and cuts all over my body, the light beeping ( Read more... )

You prank me...I destroy your home.