Matt Damon has a death wish.

I will hunt him down and carefully disect all his body parts.

That is all.

( NC-17. Party Part 2: Soul Train has been given a WHOLE new meaning... )

( Ewan, Gale, Dom, and Lucy foursome. NC-17 in 2 parts. Part 1: Quarterback gets Sacked, Livingroom Rugby, and Gale is too Drunk for Violent Sex )

Jude Law is fucking overreacting about a stupid cherry bomb. Trying to tell me his assistant is in the "infirmary." *shakes head* Cherry bombs are only good for blowing up toilets ( Read more... )

Johnny Depp, I need to speak with you right away. Please comment or call me AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

*whispers* That means now, dammit. *points to icon*

Why am I watching Disney Channel on mute and listening to Rockapella? One of the many weird things that my mind thinks up to do when Ewan's gone.

Okay...I can't think up anything else to type. So...I'll fake it and send shout-outs.

Randy: Update, you bitch.

Hal: Update, you pussy licker. *points and laughs*

Lucy: COME BACK! My shopping trips ( Read more... )

*gets back to the hotel, dying of giggles, falls on the bed, trying to contain myself*

A secret source gave me a heads up about Jude Law's location. Fortunately for my scheming self, it was close. So what did I do? I went over and played a harmless prank on the bloke. *snickers* The ole' bag of flaming dog shit gag. *dies laughing ( Read more... )

>to: xtotalDOMination@purgatory.ca ( Read more... )

Something that needs to be said.

Why does he always think we're having problems? I didn't even fucking DO ANYTHING and he thinks we have problems. And now I read that he thinks he should leave? *crying* Great...fucking great. Just absolutely fucking perfect.