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[_mattdamon_]

Well aren't I just a dumbass? Now everyone is really gonna think I'm some violent son of a bitch with a guilty conscience since I returned to Prague so suddenly. Great. Just my luck. Hopefully, this will all be resolved and cleared up soon. Like I'd really try to kill someone. Please.

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[queer_as_rage]

No. You wouldn't try. You're too much of a pussy for that.

YOU HIRE PEOPLE TO DO YOUR SHIT FOR YOU!

I'll get you, Damon. I will fuck up your program so bad that you'll never know what hit you. Funny thing is, everyone hates you now. For what you did to me, to Leila...you are the evil bastard around here. Slink back to Prague, babe...because if you were here, we'd kill you.

[_mattdamon_]

Listen, fucker. I really couldn't care less what your take on this. I'm not the crazed, violent, psychopath here. And Leila will believe me when I say that the harm I caused her weren't intentional. That's all that's important.

[ewan_g_mcgregor]

I don't know Matt...I know I've taken part in a few , more than a few, of your pranks in the past. This was just too much. I wouldn't say you're an evil bastard...more of a careless, selfish little shit. But it's semantics, innit?

The thing with Leila is none of my business, other than the fact that she's a friend and I like to think I take care of friends. Playing and scening when you're pissed and high is fucking stupid...like I said, selfish and careless.

I'm afraid the thing with Gale is very much my business. I know he trashed your place...I know he oughtn't have, but you went too far. I know you know that I'm a very reasonable person, Matt...I just don't know if I'm able to find reason in any of this at the moment. Perhaps you'd best deal with this like a man and come back and face me.

Hiding out just makes you look like a coward and I don't think you want to add that to your resume at the moment.

[resident_milla]

You have to admit it does look a little peculiar...