lolol I love my mom. I do not regret teaching her how to text ( Read more... )

Me and Creepy Rob are partnered for a presentation on Grendel. I'm pretty sure I'm going to do all the work myself and give him a paper to read off. Because ew. Not collaborating with THAT.

Oh my God. East is the scariest school ever. They don't have WINDOWS. I never believed anyone when they said it! But I saw it for myself! And oh my God, they don't have windows ( Read more... )

Socialite Hilton: this is the face ill make if i saw a twat
Socialite Hilton: http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/PF/PF_973419~Home-Alone-2-Video-Release-Posters.jpg

So, SAT's this morning. I did pretty terrible, I'm sure. I doubt I broke 600 on any of the sections ( Read more... )

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree ( Read more... )

Oh, and Nick Sardines was driving behind me on the way home from the mall. I'm 99.7% certain it was him. Speaking of the mall, those MORONS at Express approved me for a credit card with a $200 limit. And I visited Karen at her work, Forever21. She was wearing the exact same thing she was yesterday when we hung out. She didn't even do her hair haha ( Read more... )

They broke up a week ago, on their two year anniversary. The next day, my mom is dating Bill. Yesterday, Mark left a voicemail saying how he was too depressed to be in a relationship and he didn't want to bring the world down. Today, he's sleeping over. Tomorrow, they're going to Atlantic City together.
Can someone explain grown-ups to me?

OMFG. Today is October 13. My billing cycle for Cingular is up on Sunday. I still have 226 texts left! I DIDN'T GO OVER MY LIMIT! Yesssss.
And no. That does not mean you can text me 226 times today.

I hate Grey's Anatomy.