I went to work today. o_O

Life is so messy.

You're a Romantic Kisser
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
LindseyosisCause:lack of alcoholSymptoms:frequent Hitler moustache, skin whitening, loss of libidoCure:eat more sausages

Kiss Off Lyrics

i need someone
a person to talk to
someone who'd care to love
could it be you
could it be yo-ou
the situation gets rough,
and i start to panick
its not enough
its just a habit
and, kid, you're sick
darling this is it
well you can all just kiss off into to the air
behind my back
i can see that stare
they'll hurt me bad but i won't mind
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I am worth $1,267,000 on HumanForSale.com

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Who wants to hang out today?

Anyone? What do you want to do? I have money and time.

Ian McCrazy: I want a penis
Mr_Slave101: you have one selfish
Ian McCrazy: barely
Mr_Slave101: More than me
Ian McCrazy: true
Ian McCrazy: but the term, is it in yet, doesn't work here
Mr_Slave101: But mines sooo much better than yours
Ian McCrazy: true
Mr_Slave101: KISSIE FACE

Me and Ian are so great.