This journal is for all purposes done. I don't really post in it anyway. If you want to keep in contact with me, my AIM is Undead Kilo and my e-mail is the.ornament@gmail.com.

If you've been drinking all evening and haven't eaten anything...

It is totally NOT a good idea to have half a pound of peanut butter M&Ms.

Best statistic ever just rolled across a commercial at 5 AM.

85% of women wear the wrong size bra.

My take on this?

85% of women should just let their boobs relax by taking all that restrictive clothing off...

And shake it around a bit. =)

Ever just stumble across some shit that you wish you hadn't? I kind of think it's becoming a frequent occurance these days. So from now on when I get the urge to start surfing/conversing/poking around when I'm bored, someone slap me in the face. 'Cause a slap in the face is so much better than a kick in the nuts.

Ray, you sonuva bitch, next time you're sick and hanging around me your ass had better be in a HASMAT suit. I'll give you a hot dicking if you don't. And don't you dare take that as motivation, or I'll revoke it.

WHO WANTS A MUSTACHE RIDE?

Yo. Just hanging out at the moment. Went out tonight and bought a friend a couple gag gifts for his 18th with a couple pals from work, a cock pump and a porn. Haha ( Read more... )

Just got off work, fuck it's cold in Wisconsin. The wind is just hell. But I don't mind my walks home so much. Plus, I should be used to this considering Winter is my favorite season. CRIMMUS is coming up. I know, a lot of you are probably all "Fuck, I hate this holiday. Buying gifts and stress and shit." but I love it. I'm a jolly little bitch ' ( Read more... )

'Ey everyone ( Read more... )

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, BITCHES.