Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in

[_morrissey_]

There's nothing quite like a decent rest

Comments

[ewan_mcgregor]

That cunt Miller can be persuasive in his own way, aye? Glad to see your return to these parts. It's actually quite convenient. Perhaps you can send a copy of your latest to me; by the time it's released I'll probably be lost in Mongolia and I simply do not know if they have an HMV there.

[_morrissey_]

Your advanced copy has been dutifully stamped, licked, and sent to the post. S.W.A.K.

Is the family life so trying that you've decided to throw it all away in another one of your mad quests?

[ewan_mcgregor]

You make this lad blush. I'll sleep with it under my makeshift pillow every single night.

Har! Something like that. I've decided to try my hand at being a reality television star, and what better way to grab the world's attention than by biking across the world... naked?

[_morrissey_]

It would certainly grab my attention, among other things.

[joeylaurenadams]

This is a lovely surprise. I'll have to buy Jonny a steak dinner for his handiwork! How are you?

[_morrissey_]

Jonny will get his just reward, but he'll no doubt be hungry afterward, so perhaps the steak will come in handy.

I've never been better. Perhaps a tad busier than when last we spoke. But then again, when last we spoke I think the most i accomplished in an average day was a yawn.

[joeylaurenadams]

It has been a while. I'm glad you're doing well. Which do you prefer, busy or mellow?

[_morrissey_]

Busy, in that it's good for the mind, body, and spirit to have something to do.

Mellow in that it requires less effort and is much more enjoyable.

[damien_hirst]

Well. Hello sleeping beauty.

[_morrissey_]

Hello King Charming. You've been upgraded.

[damien_hirst]

Have I? From what to what?

[_morrissey_]

From Prince to King of course.

Try to at least fake like you've been paying attention.

[kate__winslet]

HI! Okay, now, sit still so I can tie you to your chair so that YOU NEVER EVER LEAVE US AGAIN. Is this understood?

Alright, 30 words or less. I had a baby boy. I temporarily relocated to New York, I promoted a film. I'm still married to Jamie, and very happily at that! 25 words, I think that's good, but those are just the basics, mind you. I have missed you, I am serious about the you not leaving part, I swear I will hunt you down and do horrible things to your person if you do. And you know I will ;-) I am so glad to see you back.

[_morrissey_]

I feel dreadful about having left you dear, but I found that it was time to stop wasting my life being merely pretty and prove to the world once again what a dreadful singer I am.

Now that it's sorted and done with, I may have a few more free moments before I'm being pulled all over the country in the hell they call 'promotional touring'.

[kate__winslet]

But see, you're tied to your chair, you can't go anywhere, not even on promotional turing. I've fixed it for you, no worries!

[_morrissey_]

I'm afraid you'll have to speak to my Label about that. Try not to scare them away. I believe they're already a little jumpy.

[rob_dickinson]

There are no words... Welcome back. I never removed you from my friends list although you were not around to add me back.

[_morrissey_]

Always a pleasure to meet a faithful man.