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Plans For Summer
Spread -- A spread is a meal prepared by a group of inmates. A trash bag is usually filled with 4 to 5 Ramen Noodles packages, diced summer sausages, dehydrated refried beans, beef or chicken sometimes stolen by the kitchen workers, Louisiana Hot Sauce, and whatever else the group might prefer. Boiling water is then added to the mixture and the ( Read more... ) -
My Parting Gift
A while ago 5 lads and I sat on the Mighty bench with Shirley Temples in glass bottles and toasted the cars that passed. Then one presumably drunk girl hung out her car and asked for a dollar. I believe she said "Give me a dollar or I'm gonna go over there and...get...a dollar." Then she was making fun of us for being "queer" and drinking "what ( Read more... ) -
My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.
-Craig Bruce
Crossed off when completed:
0.) Sleep some.
I've been doing a bunch of crap and staying up way too late recently.
1.) Put a hole in the box
By which I mean I have an aaaaamazing gift idea for this one birthday party I'm going to on Sunday.
UPDATE: I consider that one a success.
2.)"I Survived The Ken West Bombings"I'm apparently ( Read more... ) -
In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can.
-Linda Ellerbee ( Read more... ) -
HERE'S A BUNCH OF WRITING ABOUT THINGS I DID
China just shot a missile at one of its own weather satellites, just to show that it could. People are getting upset because they're worried about the "militarisation of space." I don't see why space should be any different than any other expansion humanity has made. There's oil and inferior natives out there somewhere ( Read more... )
