$5 Doesn't Go As Far As It Used To

[_mr__anonymous_]

I got a letter from a kindly old lady named Mary Walper recently. It said "Happy 17th Birthday" and it had $5 in it. I used to write thank-you notes back with what I bought from it, but I'm too afraid I would write back "I used your $5 to buy cigarettes...I'm 18 dammit" so I'm just not going to respond

Comments

[cykochild413]

Yeah Dave, the last party I went to involving birthdays ended in popping noises...shock...and a trip to the ER.

But I'll be there...i have no idea what to bring though man...I need ideas...

[s4mur41m0053]

You could write back a thank you card saying that the $5 bought a fraction of your thank you cards, and maybe she'd get the hint.

[putaindufromage]

good times with Mary Walper's $5 cards. Oh well, at least her card is on time. Unlike mine to you...

[deannastephanie]

can i buy you scissors

[_mr__anonymous_]

THE BLADE IS NOT THE ANSWER