Days like today make me wish I still used conventional menstrual products. If I did, the stupid fucking douchebag pharmacist at Walgreens would have gotten drilled right between the eyes with my bloody tampon.

So my grandmother died less than an hour after I left yesterday morning. Tomorrow is the viewing, Tuesday is the funeral. I'll probably be back in MS Tuesday night.

Do I let the new boy pay for a new (expensive) girly piercing?

He offered and seems very much like he wants to pay for it.

Dear El Jay friends,

My ass jiggles a lot when I walk. Mama bought me a new swimsuit. It has a bunch of little metal rings on it. Those jingle a lot when I walk. That is all.

-heart-
me

Ok, Leaving for real this time.

You kids should call me within the next few hours.

-heart-

Road trip time!

I'm off to the north so call and amuse me while I'm driving. If you don't call it means you don't love me... and that'll make me cry and give me a complex and I'll start having sex with men I hardly know and don't care about just to try and fill the empty space where my heart should go.

Er....

Just re-read this entry

( Oh Colin... )

Everyone should go out right now and pick up a Velocity. Apparently there's an awesome story about rugby and super hot picture of me gracing it's pages these days.
And for the record, I was not trying to "shut her down" as the caption to my picture says... we were doing a passing drill.

hehe. New icon. Thanks, friend.

Fantastic day/night.

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