The Worst

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CONTEST!

Provide a worse movie line than the following:
Johnny Murata: Kenner, just incase we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.
Chris Kenner: [nods] Thank you.

That's from Showdown in Little Tokyo, starring Brandon Lee as Johnny Murata and Dolph Lundgren as Chris Kenner. Johnny Murata is

Comments

[mcaaronice]

worse movie PLOT line:

East meets West in this hip-hop infused samurai-gangster pic in which Forest Whitaker plays a professional killer who goes by the name of Ghost Dog and who lives by the age-old code of the Samurai.

When Ghost Dog's code is dangerously betrayed by the dysfunctional mafia family that occasionally employs him, he must find a way to defend himself without breaking the code of the Samurai.

[vinny_rex]

That movie sucked so much it somehow... ruled?

[i_here_or_there]

A shitty Jean-Claude Van Damme movie:

guy: Have you lost your mind!?
Van Damme: No, sir. You've lost your balls.

[tedbroken]

HAH, I know you all are posting bad lines but I have to post this one good line, this is the best one-liner used in a movie. I'm sure there are more, but this is one where I just went, "oh my fucking god that is brilliant!!!" I'm usually opposed STRONGLY opposed to one liners especially in action movies. however, there is one movie that makes an acception.

Simon Phoenix: I've been dreaming about killing you for forty years.

John Spartan: Yeah, well keep dreaming!

brilliant...brilliant.

[tedbroken]

oh I can't forget this one...

this movie really sets the standards for one-liners...

Dr. Cocteau: Be well!

John Spartan: Be fucked.