One month ago I bought a 2004 Honda Civic Hybrid. I fucking LOOOOOOOVE it. Don't be jealous.

Oh hai internet. Long time, no type.

Here's pics. No titty, just plain ole Jew shnoz.

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Someone at my school newspaper really, really hates me. Like a lot.


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I love my clit.

Not to brag (I'm lying), but I am awesome. So my college has a homecoming and I decided to run for homecoming queen.

Did I win?

OF COURSE I DID, DUMB SHIT!!! I'm adorable and classy. How could I not win?

ATTN SoCal.

I could be entering you as early as tomorrow night.

I'm talking to you Los Angeles area. I will be staying in Long Beach and will be carless. Here is my list of things to do ( Read more... )

Ok, so how illegal is copying and burning DVDs I don't own. I mean, I know it's wrong and I'm going to hell but i heard someone say that it's useful if you have netflix. Does netflix actually check this. Can the date of the rippage be encoded on the DVD and I will go to jail and be anally raped by pirates?

Seriously y'alls.