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I'm going to see ELLEN today!
Side note: The guests suck- Justin Beiber, which is not exciting since I'm 25. And Katy Perry, Lady Gaga and Chelsea Handler, who are all just bedazzled mediocrity. No actual talent, just smoke and mirrors. -
WHAT THE HELL! I've posted naked pictures for you!
Now I'm just getting annoyed. I used to post naked pictures for you! I'm calling I'm in my favor! Help me out. Please. Please. PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEE
Step 1) Go to the top right and sign in (you can use your Facebook account ( Read more... ) -
WHY DO YOU HAAAAAATE ME?
None of you people have voted for my article? Did I accidentally poop in your pool? It was a Snickers bar, I swear. Please forgive me and vote for my entry on Trazzler.
Go here: http://www.trazzler.com/trips/murphys-ranch-in-los-angeles-ca-90272 ( ( Read more... ) -
Hey babies!
Remember me? No? ASSHOLE ( Read more... ) -
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You know you're a gelatinous blob of human when the first thing you google in your new city is "best donuts". -
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Do you ever look back at your journal and just think "if me now met me then, me now would beat the shit out of me then"?
Here's me drinking.
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Guess who's moving!?
Watch out, SoCal. Here I come.
Now, what's the cheapest way to get my shit down there? Questions, comments, suggestions, free moving vans appreciated. -
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I lost 5.6 pounds this week. I lost a baby. Nono. that came out wrong.
I lost the weight of a baby.
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I've grown up and decided taking pictures of my ragged ol' pussy was probably not in my best interest. Seems obvious to rational people, but I've never been the rational type. And also it turns out you can't get a boyfriend by sleeping with your entire city. I guess it's good I learned that before I decided to take the vagina on the road, am I ( Read more... )
