Man, this loser doesn't even have enough friends for this to be funny anymore. I hacked his journal, and made shit up about him, and it barely caused a ruckus. Fuck this.

I fucking hate myself. I wish I wish I were dead.

Reasons why your life would be better without me:
I've probably used you.
I am incapable of treating anyone with respect.
I am a piece of shit.
I am a fag.
I ...

Just kidding about being dead, everyone! Boy, I really zinged you guys!!!!!

But in all seriousness, I am gay. If there are any cute guys, I would love to meet you, and sleep with you ASAP! And I have the tightest ass this side of the Mississippi...

I'm sorry to announce, but Ian passed away last night in a car wreck. He was hit from the side by an oversized truck. We're not sure who's to blame, but no matter what, we've all lost an incredible, talented, and handsome young man. Keep us in your prayers, as we will keep you in ours. God bless.

Cheryle Eiland.

YO GIRL! LEMME HOLLA AT THAT BOOTY!

DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

so tonight was the biggest disappointment in a long time. it further reinstates how much i need to be alone. its so pathetic how easily i can be affected. fuck

i was a fool to have ever loved you.

silly shithead/malbox-head-ass

if you read this, and dont listen to this song, youre missing out on some of the finer things in life.

http://retarddisco.com/mp3/ht_makemesic.mp3?PHPSESSID=8da7ba87a6a133827fb03a98332daf5e

thanksgiving sucks. holidays in general suck.

note to self: never call an ex girlfriend on a holiday. that shit is bad news.