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OK SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS TO EAT ALOT OF FRANKENBERRY WITH ME AND SEE IF WE POOP PINK?

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so this morning was the worst morning in morning history.

i'll keep you updated on how the rest of the day pans out.

Does anyone have a buster keaton-esque hat? i thought if amy goes as chaplin, i should be her counterpart.


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i never thought i'd say it, but i'm just about halloweened out this year ( Read more... )

i had entirely too much to drink last night.

Time seemed to crawwwwlll today at work ( Read more... )

Krystal's saucy fuckin buffalo chiks are BACK, just two months after i switched to pesca/vegetarianism.

thats some fuckin bullshit man
buuuullllll SHIT

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/135709/benefits_of_boogereating.html

Kids: MOM! What's for dinner?
Mom: Why kids, since you were so good today, I whipped up a batch of my faaaamous Nose Goblins for you!
Kids: *Hooray!*