I forgot I had one. What, you try being a rodent for several years and see if you can remember little picky details like that.

Things have been going pretty well. I got back in touch with an old friend of mine, Heather Vargas, a few weeks ago. She's working at Sunnydale High now; she's in charge of the school play, and she asked me to help her ( Read more... )

I like Jonathan a lot better than I did in high school. Well, from what I remember of high school. You know, since I was a rodent for a lot of it ( Read more... )

I'm not sure if Gordo understood when I explained that I was turning him back to a stuffed pig and why. I wanted him to know that it wasn't because I didn't love him... but I just couldn't keep him like that. It wasn't right. And did I mention I hate having a conscience?

It's done. I took him over there yesterday afternoon and left him with ( Read more... )

I hate feeling all conscience-having. I'm a powerful Wiccan with a take charge attitude, dammit.

It's Gordo. I don't think I've done a good thing by making him human. He's wonderful and sweet, and we had a great time at Disneyland together. But he's just... so much like a three-year-old. I have so much time to make up for! There's life to be ( Read more... )

I'm so amazed that I was able to turn Gordo human! Pretty good for somebody whose magic skills have lain dormant for several years ( Read more... )

Nobody really understands me anymore. How could you understand what it was like to be trapped in the body of a Rattus norvegicus for more than three years? I can't stop thinking about all the things I missed, and looking at old yearbooks and crying ( Read more... )

Could someone please explain to me what has happened to music in the past 4 years? And why is it that every time I turn on the TV, nothing's on but reality shows? What is the world coming to ( Read more... )

I looked at a calendar today. Almost four freaking years! I cannot believe they didn't try harder to get me out of this! That's four years I can never get back ( Read more... )

There are days when I almost wish I'd let myself be burned at the stake. I've been a rat for more than three years! I have fur and a tail! I eat rodent pellets! If I ever get out of this, I'm going to sleep with every man I can find within a ten-mile radius, I'm going to eat brownies until I puke, I'm going to go to the beach and swim naked ( Read more... )

A real Christmas dinner would've been great. Instead I had rodent pellets. I'm so sick of being a rat.

*hides in her nest box*