EPIC FAIL.

[_octopod]

So some Christian group is worried about the economy, so they went to pray for it. You'll never guess where.

(freeradical42 , this one's for you.)

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[bobthemole]

No.

NO.

Utterly gobsmacked. I honestly thought people were exaggerating when they said fundamentalist actually don't read the bible, but this...did they sleep through story-time in Sunday School?

BTW, the cheezburger pic totally hit, um, bullseye.

[snoflakes]

PUSH. Pray Until Something Happens. WTF?!?!?! I mean, do they think if they pray and God doesn't answer immediately, if they just KEEP PRAYING GOD WILL SUDDENLY BE ANNOYED ENOUGH TO DO SOMETHING? I mean, have they even thought about how stupid that is?

[_octopod]

Maybe they think it's like leaving messages on an answering machine?

"Beep. The deity you have dialed is not being omniscient right now. Please leave a message or call back later."

Or I guess maybe like yanking on your parent's arm when you're little and you want them to pay attention to you. "Dad? Dad? Dad! Dad? Hey Dad!" Except then you know they'll yell at you if they get annoyed enough, and the OT God is a pretty smitey and abusive kind of dad really, but then again we've proven (points up) that they have never ever any of them read the OT...

::shrugs:: Religion is weird. I don't get it.

[not_a_vampire]

They also missed the part about Thy Kingdom come and Thy Will be done. Of course, this should come as no surprise, as repeating things can happen on a level just above brainstem.

[wombatfugue]

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[slowbob]

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