Me: "Hi, this is the founder of PALSS: 'People Always Like Shitty Shit'. We're taking a survey, and we need to know how shitty your shit really is, and do people actually enjoy it?"
Person: "Um.. is this a prank call?"
Me: "Is this part of your shitty shit?"
Person: "Bye."
Me: "Oh."
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plug your phones in and let me prank you this week!
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What sersiouly caused this jackie? um, dihera today? :D
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What?! We havn't even gone into distribution of our FecesPieces brand ShittyShit. Industrial espionage will NOT be tolerated! Give up your source NOW and we won't have to interogate you with our Mega-Jumbo Texas Pete covered anal beads!
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"Hello, my manager is making me take a survey to see if my voice appeals to the public!"
"uhh"
"OK *sings really badly, i think she sand the facts of life theme song*"
"wtf *hangs up*"
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then go knock on their door and run.
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