I MOVED AGAIN.

Oh. Computer regents. This is gay. And my bus was about 20 minutes late, so I came in just as soon as Br. Joshua came around with his cow-bell. Christ. I really fucking hate that thing.

Wish me luck. I haven't studied this stuff in two days.
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5 homework assignments, two pages each, done in twenty minutes or less for first period? I'm screwed.

God save us.

And then he goes, "Fuck you, you fucking cunt! It's either pussy or nothing!" And I'm all, "..what the heavenly fuck are you talking about?" With a distraught expression plastered upon his face, he screams, "ANSWER THE QUESTION!" And I say, "I'm female." Before stomping off into a cloud, he replies, "I'm well aware!" And then I disappear, too ( Read more... )

Tom was doing prank calls, today. He's goddamn hilarious, and probably the MOST hilarious person I've met. He wasn't at all giggly and stuff when he called. He was completely calm, and in his deep manly voice, spoke ( Read more... )

Me: "Hi, this is the founder of PALSS: 'People Always Like Shitty Shit'. We're taking a survey, and we need to know how shitty your shit really is, and do people actually enjoy it?"
Person: "Um.. is this a prank call?"
Me: "Is this part of your shitty shit?"
Person: "Bye."
Me: "Oh."
-end conversationMe: "Hi, this is the founder of PALSS: 'People ( Read more... )

Fucked by an angel ( Read more... )

Wtfever.
Kthnxbi.

SHE IS NOT SCARED TO DIE. THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE DRIVE HER TO CRY.
CRUCIFY THEN LEARN.
-Kittie

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