"everyone knows you, bobby. and it's for no good reason. you're not in a band, don't play sports, and have never been in a play ( Read more... )

what follows, my friends, is a picture of kevin smith's wife, jennifer schwalbach smith. as she appeared in playboy's 50th anniversary. enjoy, it's wanktastic.

http://www.newsaskew.com/images/jen_playboy.jpg

parallax245: i just won $13.86 from the attorney general ( Read more... )

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well, i'm back a day early from presque isle, and here i sit. at ian's house trying my damnedest with joe to divine who the list of the top five most attractive girls in the senior class would consist of. judging on everything from personality to looks to style to how nice their rack is. as well as assumed proficiency in oral sex. we're at four now ( Read more... )

well, as i'm leaving very early tomorrow for presque isle (for the whole week), i decided to post something worthy of some comments for me to read when i get back. because i know none of you will bother and/or remember to call me ever.

ian and i want to road trip it on over to chicago in the summer. wizardworld chicago, that is. which is one of, ( Read more... )

i'm in busnisses math now. hunnewell and centore are looking at my horrorscope specs. according to them, i like romance novels, food with garlic, shakespeare in love, ice hockey, bob dylan, and that capricorn has complex feelings for me.
awesome.

but hunnewell and i are incompatible. damn.

i'm an incredibly bitter person.

Looking in my own eyes ( Read more... )

i want to find someone at the mall who looks fairly interesting. upon finding this person- preferably a girl- i then want to follow them all day, and take careful mental notes on where they go and what they may buy or what kind of people they talk to. then follow them right all the way home. while also making a mental note of where they live ( Read more... )