An African myth about a frog

On a day when little water was to be found, man spent a while in thought and realized he might one day die, never to rise again. man sent dog to god to ask that he might come back to life again, like the flowering plant, after death.

Dog went off and followed his nose toward god. he was soon distracted by the smell of ( Read more... )

EVERYONE! GO TO MADDOX.XMISSION.COM NOW!

FUNNY AS ALL HELL.

as some of you may have noticed, i have a new icon.

it is of myself, if i were to ever go super saiyan. it is part of some new line i may or may not decide to finish. i'm also doing one of batson saying "SHAZAM!". enjoy.

well, today after school i shot up over to tuxedo for less. you see, i was approached by some girl i've never seen in my life with the proposition of "bobby! do you want me to sign you up for mr. KHS? and then after school there's a carpool of a bunch of us heading to get all you guys fitted for tuxes ( Read more... )

According to an article at http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/sciences/story/0,12243,1164894,00.html

Dr Stephen Unwin has used a 200-year-old formula to calculate the probability of the existence of an omnipotent being. Bayes' Theory is usually used to work out the likelihood of events, such as nuclear power failure, by balancing the various ( Read more... )

Hi! As I'm sure you're all aware, there's a movement amongst archaeologists to attempt to reconcile the biblical account of history with the archaeological record. Now, I'm an intellectually curious young man with, let's face it, no real job. So, I've done some exploring of my own in this vain. The Bible tells us that Christ was trained as a ( Read more... )

The biggest crouton I ever saw was this big [illustrating size wider than his shoulders]. It took three guys to lift it. So, if you and your friend wanted to lift this crouton, you'd still need another guy. That's how big the crouton was ( Read more... )

And now . . . the Dr. Seuss Bible! "One day," God said, "This is what I will do. I'll send down my son, I'll send him to you, to clear up this humpity bumpity hullabaloo. His name will be Christ and he'll never wear shoes. And his pals will all call him the King of the Jews ( Read more... )

well, out of the four of us (me, batson, casey, and baker) and six hours, this is what we managed to come up with in regards to a script:

scott batson (#1)
bobby daggett (#2)

(opens on 1 & 2 walking into a room. walk in on a naked bo derek.)

Bo - DO ME!

(1& 2 high-five; fade into slide show while maintaining noise from subsequent shot)

all in ( Read more... )

man... fuck Sean Penn...