I GOT A FIRST.

After twenty years of mum moping about the palace ( Read more... )

messed up.

( Potter is a pervert )

because of all the hoo-ha, and because it's difficult to work out wtf everyone is complaining about if you haven't read the Iliad, I present to you:

Ye Legende of Troie


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I LOVE THE CRACK BABY FIC.

esorlehcar, you were right. it is utterly brilliant omg. NEED MORE GIMME.

now must read author's entire back catalogue.

still, though: candace? *shudder* i figure the author's american, because there's this whole big english thing about names that americans don't seem to get.

extrapolation:we english still have a class system ( Read more... )

if spike lee had written the 'aeneid' or,
a blaxploitation guide to virgil.

aeneas: yo, dido, you is a hot piece of ass, woman.
dido: what you say, boy?!
aeneas: uh...nuttin'.
dido: hmm. hey, tell me what been happenin' wit' you.
aeneas: fo' sho', bitch. *spillz da beanz*
dido: damn, you a fine specimen of manhood!

interea (meanwhile)...

juno: i ( Read more... )