GREETINGS FROM AUSTRALIA

the latest country i have claimed as my own, hyuk hyuk

LJ is being a douchebag and pissing me off

I've had some really interesting discussions with people (but OH GODDD I cannot remember who) about smut fics.

I like reading them. IM GROSSI like smut, hurrrr ( Read more... )

OH YEAH I AM ON A ROLL

wrote a new story: Orihime and Ichithing's Big Date

it's so beautiful, the angels are weeping in my lap.

read at ff.net, or here, UNDER THIS LJ CUT:

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updated my fic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5734615/1/Comparatively_at_Home_in_Prison

praise me.

WELL I'M BACK IN THE STATES

and 21 now.

*looks around*

i forgot how boring it was here.

HOW AM I GOING TO FIND A JOOOOBBB ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH THE JOB MARKET SUCKS

I FEEL LIKE AN ADULT

someone hire me! fuck yeah! sounds awesome!

there is a world of difference between a 19 year old australian boy and a 21 year old american girl.

oh SNAP.

but no, really.

today i went to the zoo and a gorilla came up the glass and attacked me.it's a great idea to write as much as possible. writing, like tennis, is a skill that you lose so. effing. fast. if you do not engage it every day ( Read more... )

HEY GUYS IT'S MY BIRTHDAY I'M 21 AND NOW I CAN DRINK ANYWHERE ANYTIME ANY PLACE

thank god I can celebrate this splendid occasion by ... being in Canada. specifically, the alberta provence, where you can drink once you hit age 18. turning 21 is not important to these people.

also, their alcohol is really expensive.

hey, kids.

i'm writing a fic, and it's beautiful: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5734615/1/Comparatively_at_Home_in_Prison

now go read it and say wonderful things.

I just ate a whole box of gushers and now nature has decided that I do not deserve to live and now my stomach is killing meeeeeee