When you're hungry, it's like a hole in your stomach; a big, cold, empty hole. It hurts. You can't think about anything else. I hate it. Daddy didn't do anything about it. I didn't know where Mommy was. Daddy was crying, I think. It's funny when grown-ups cry. I think he was crying because we were hungry ( Read more... )

There is a...something around. I dunno what it is. It looks kinda like Ully, only a little bigger.

I think it might be a girl-thing.

Hmm. Whassit that Granddad's been telling me about girl-things?

I think I will bite it.

*does so*

Holy crap.

Got tossed around quite a bit, today. Hey, it's better than lying around and being bored.

And who the hell are you? And why the hell did Daddy just kinda...handed us over? And messed up our shirts, too. Mommy's gonna eat him for that one. Once, of course, she's finished eating him for all the OTHER stuff he's done.

I have been scarred for life.

In other news, my sister is an absolute genius. She hit her head on the ground a lot and it was very funny....but then she started slithering, and it was cool. She can do all sorts of things. She knows stuff, too, about the world and about grown-up people. She's really great. WOnder how she puts up with me ( Read more... )

Mommy's off somewheres. SO is Daddy, but he's just probably off getting beat up. He seems to do that a lot. Pansy.

Ully? *Mental!pokepokepokepokepoke*

Talk to me. I'm bored.

*POKE*

Like him. Shiny helmet. O.O

...is getting all lovey and stuff with the guy that wanted to let her kill us.

Ully? Isn't this not the way things should work? I mean...nobidy's even mad at him, though he seems to be beaten up for the billionth time.

What if she pulls a sword on us again? Why is Daddy acting so...so damn NICE...if...I...no...

I'm confused.

Ok. Got born, right? And if that wasn't weird enough, everything starts shaking and falling down.

Then that guy who-is-a-ghost-but-not-really tied me and Ully up in a bloody sheet. Guess he didn't get the memo that INFANTS HAVE SOFT SPOTS, dammit, and you're SUPPOSED TO BE CAREFUL WITH THEM. It wasn't fun ( Read more... )

Let me establish one point: Prenatal infants can't talk ( Read more... )