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[_persephone]

Peace. How nice it is. Not only did I manage to dispose of the Twins after Niobe reprogrammed them to be immobile, but then my darling husband decided to go chasing merrily after them. The house has been unbelievably quiet these last few days

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[aristarque]

Persephone,

I am shocked and horrified by your suggestion that my twins were programmed to, as you so vulgarly put it, 'lean the other way'. They lean to me by their own choice entirely. I even more greatly am I shocked though, by the implication of yours that I accept these advances! Are you even noticing of the trouble I go to fending them off when you are not in the house? Of the narrow escapades, the night time shenanngins, the bathing house capers? Of the immense, immense amount of energy I daily expend simply to uphold the sanctity of our marriage?

And now you have revealed that you lost them not by chance but by DESIGN. You! MORCEAU! Jealous petty little CHIENNE!

I am very annoyed.

the Merovingian.

[_persephone]

Of course. Of course. Mero, you MADE the damn things! Are you now Freud? Did you create them bisexual and then just trust to your own charms?
Remember cause and effect, my darling? Nothing happens without a reason. I lost the twins on purpose, yes. Please notice my completely unsubtle attempts to blackmail you into actually letting me wear my OWN CLOTHES by offering to get the damn boys BACK.
And as for those - how did you put it? - bathing house capers? Immense amounts of energy are expended, I'm certain. Just not in the way you would have me think.

[aristarque]

Persephone

[_persephone]

so indulgently did I allow you to accompany those rebels shoppingI'm sorry? ALLOW? I think, mon cher, you may be under the mistaken impression that you own me. You never have

[captain_niobe]

Well dear if he takes that offer, I have a code that will help the twins. If ya need it just let me know.