Well. I'm updating from Rome, but I'm not going to say exactly WHERE because the last thing I want at the moment is my darling husband chasing after me. But I think I may owe an explanation as to what I've been doing for the past few weeks ( Read more... )

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Peace. How nice it is. Not only did I manage to dispose of the Twins after Niobe reprogrammed them to be immobile, but then my darling husband decided to go chasing merrily after them. The house has been unbelievably quiet these last few days ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is fine. Oxford Street London, at the Matrix equivalent of noon. I trust neither of you will be late.


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In an amazing twist in my personal life, I have actually been getting on quite well with Mero for the past few days. Well, apart from when he said that my new outfit made me look like I was wrapped in GladWrap. I like that outfit. I plan to wear it a lot ( Read more... )

Being bored does terrible things to a girl. I somehow managed to spend my entire afternoon tracking the One through the Matrix and watching him fight. Lack of basic human intelligence doesn't seem to matter quite so much when someone is dodging bullets, possibly because he wasn't trying to formulate sentences. Quite happy to lust after him as long ( Read more... )

All this talk of black eyes is making me itch to inflict one on someone. Being forced to smile politely all day at Mero's insufferably slimy "business associates" can do that to a girl. Just because I'm not human doesn't mean I'm denied the right to have violent impulses.

This "One" fellow is rapidly declining in my esteem. I don't notice anyone ( Read more... )

I'm incredibly bored. Considered taking temet_nosce's advice and finding myself some supernatural minions so that I don't have to rely on the Twins all the time, but realised that this would require quite a bit of effort. They're quite tricky to find ( Read more... )

Had another fight with Mero today over whether sending the twins off to buy lipstick and having them gleefully deposit some cheap-ass crap brand on me because they were annoyed at being made to run errands counted as "cause and effect". Don't know HOW I got sucked into that one ( Read more... )