When you rode by in your friend's black SUV screaming "HEY FAGGOT!" out the window over and over again, I just didn't have the time to catch your digits. You were the sexy gent with the double chin, soul patch, and A's cap (red on black--so EDGY, dude! Way to go!). I was the one crossing Oxford street at Center, sporting the pair of very gay powder
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