blub.

[_peter_rabbit]

this morning i wake up at six in the morning and stumble into the bathroom.  squinty in the mirror i reach over for my toothbrush and grab my razor by mistake.  i even put toothpaste on the blades.  if i hadnt realized in time i think i could have scraped my mouth off.
so of course i'm really angry when i find out that my reason for having woken up

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[oncelonely]

I once put acne medication on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste.
Well, at least I know I'll never get any pimples on my teeth.

[_peter_rabbit]

Well i guess every cloud has a silver lining after all then.

[clown_lump]

dumb me, you said "razor", i thought "razr", like the cell phone.
here he is, the college student. *headdesk*

[_peter_rabbit]

ha! well don't worry. princeton doesn't have to know about this embarassing incident. ps, call me, you shitbag!