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[_philth]

So, I've now finished two days of work at my new job. I find it amusing that upon getting fired from my old job, Dave's girlfriend Julia commented that it was probably a good thing in the long run as that particular job seemed to be beneath my intelligence (kudos to Dave for dating such a wonderful person who is so good at flattery). Well, my new

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[bookenblast]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PHIL!!

[spifftronica]

Shoot, I sent you one of those starving ethnic kids. My bad, I'll send you the receipt separately.

Happy birthday!

[_philth]

That's okay, I can probably sell him for cash money to Angelina Jolie or something.

[seriouslyjaded]

BAPPY HIRTHDAY PIP.

[_philth]

Thank you, birthday-wishing people