I've got a new livejournal account, _philth_ (creative, I know). As of now, this journal here will not be used by me anymore. So everybody please add _philth_ to their friends list, so that I can continue to enrich your lives with my stupid crap ad infinitum.

So, I've now finished two days of work at my new job. I find it amusing that upon getting fired from my old job, Dave's girlfriend Julia commented that it was probably a good thing in the long run as that particular job seemed to be beneath my intelligence (kudos to Dave for dating such a wonderful person who is so good at flattery). Well, my new ( Read more... )

So, I had a job interview today. I went to bed nice and early last night, and of course woke up three hours later unable to sleep. Coupled with my three hours sleep last night, I was in shambling zombie territory ( Read more... )

If legalizing gay marriage is wrong because it will inevitably lead to people clamoring for the legalization of pedophilic/bestial/polygamous marriages (ignore for a moment the fact that "it will?" is the most sensible response to that argument), then doesn't that mean that the status quo of straight marriage is wrong because its existence ( Read more... )

The last remnant of my braces, a wire that has been on the back of my teeth for more than a decade that I was promised would be taken off six years ago (then four years ago, then two years ago...) and which causes me nothing but annoyance, is goneI bit into an apple and one end just popped out of its little mooring, so I had this metal wire jutting ( Read more... )

I've decided that if, at the end of the day, I can manage a weak smile, that day will have been a success. You call that pessimism? Fuck you. That's as optimistic as I get ( Read more... )

Unable to sleep on a Friday night in order to get up early for work again, I laid in bed thinking about lots of random crap ( Read more... )

Ear cyst drained pretty well and has shrunk to a fraction of its former size. Lots of blood, which was expected, but I was intrigued because it was the first time I can remember that anything pitch black came out of my body. Unfortunately, Wayne made a dent in my forehead with a lighter he threw at me Saturday night, so I still look like a freak ( Read more... )

( Note: This entry contains what some might consider fairly graphic descriptions of weird bodily functions. Personally, I consider most of this stuff akin to small talk, and I'm pretty sure if you're offended or grossed out by it, then you're some kind of huge wuss, but I'm scared of heights, bugs, and talking to girls, so I won't make fun of you if you don't make fun of me. )

Lesson #1: If you ask whether someone is available and the person you are speaking to says that the individual is deceased, do not ask when a better time to reach them would be ( Read more... )