There isn't anything particularly witty about this exchange between me and Charlie, but it does mention that everyone should see The 40-Year-Old Virgin, and everyone totally should, so there ( Read more... )

Don't you want the syndication link for Andy's gay blog, with my contributions on Dr. Phil, and starting today, genius Ty's on ... whatever? Sure you do.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/agrandillblog/

Room Raiders on in the background as I prepare to haul my ass into the office for the first time in almost a week.

Male participant: "I don't like stupid girls. And I like a nice ass."

Those are just about the only standards you ever need, honestly.

In a fit of hormones I've decided to start contributing to Andy's gay blog. My contributions will consist of my thoughts on Dr. Phil and things I steal from Defamer, most likely. It's okay to start getting really, really excited ... now!

So I've started taking Altovis because the commercial was just that fucking enticing, especially the free(ish) ( Read more... )

Coming up with subject lines that are not titles of tepid songs is not, however ( Read more... )

PhoebeRF: Carol, of all people, just forwarded this to me ( Read more... )

After holidays filled with hacking and misery, horrible chest pain for most of January and a sudden relapse coupled with brand-spanking-new symptoms earlier this week, I have ... pneumonia! Jealous?Ironically, or perhaps not, I feel better now than I did before. Thanks to $100 worth of prescription drugs (damn you, no-generic-equivalents), I am now ( Read more... )

I feel deeply ill from the therapeutic double cheeseburger I have just consumed. Everything is gloomy and tragic, except that I just took a lovely Rhodesian Ridgeback for a walk through my favorite neighborhood in South Florida. That is something. I plan to spend the rest of the day -- possibly the rest of my life -- under a blanket, feeling ( Read more... )

I am a very bad combination of sleepy and bored, and it is causing me to take stupid quizzes involving the word ... I shudder to even type this ... "lover."


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(Because I don't have everyone's e-mail address ( Read more... )