Portland, my spiritual homeland

[_phoebe]

Actually, I don't have time to write about the genius of Portland and how I am going to move there as soon as possible with my illegitimate baby and my beloved dogs and cat, but I do have time to share Carol's musings on

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[gonzonia]

illegitimate baby?

[_phoebe]

Well, I'm not married. Or in a relationship. Or anything else. Anyway, making jokes about this is what I'm doing right now because I have to move in four days and I can't deal with any serious issues before then.

[gonzonia]

I understand. I was just wondering if there was some sort of confirmation about this issue. Oh well, I guess since you're moving this weekend you'll be unable to attend the Gonzonian Birthday Bash.