I'm in a special kind of hell. My eyes are burning to the point that I cannot see out of them, thanks to the sulfur mask I applied to my face last night that I ended up sleeping in due to exhaustion. Sulfur, while the sole reason that I finally stopped breaking out like a teenager at the age of 26, is possibly going to make me blind. But thanks to ( Read more... )

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/gossip/lindsay-lohan/index.php#lindsay-lohans-breasts-a-new-debate-for-2005-028964

Anyone have any interest, or know anyone who might, in creating a very simple website for the Florida Film Critics Circle? No pay, only the profound honor of helping me, the new chairman!

Yes, I am once again (for some of you) hitting you up for Humane Society donations for this year's Walk for the Animals. I participated last year, and simply gave them some of my own money, which is not and will never be enough. So, if anyone has a moment to make a tax-deductible contribution, even if it's only $5, or $1, I'd appreciate it. And so ( Read more... )

I'm intrigued by the suggestion that Lindsay Lohan's recent "exhaustion" related hospital stay was actually for breast reduction -- or getting smaller implants; you pick.

Also, I could make a really tasteless tsumani joke here, but I won't. Praise Kirsten Dunst's inability to wear a sturdier bikini top.

Things I really want to begin doing that are entirely attainable (other than the obvious, like buying a house and becoming a lean teenage greyhound of a human being ( Read more... )

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I'm very pro-2005 so far.

a) Apparently, when one is getting laid regularly, one is a lot less inclined to moan ad nauseam about one's impending doom.
b) I have just participated in a 73-part e-mail discussing "outercourse," which I feel Melissa quite inaccurately described to Alexa as dry-humping.
c) The West Wing season 2 DVD is making it ( Read more... )

For the love of God, I am awake yet again. It has been a very long and odd day. Fittingly, I am a very long and odd person. I'm also starving and have had a headache since 9 p.m.

I'm vaguely worried that I have morphed into Bill Macy's character in Magnolia, except for the former child genius aspect.

I was up until about 6:30. This is not something that ever really happens to me; there is a reason that falling dead asleep on couches relatively early in the evening is known to some as "pulling a Phoebe" (although the phrase more refers to times during which I fall asleep on a glass of wine, which remains stable until I shift at some point and it ( Read more... )