i got a new job
i work at charles dunn capitol
meaning i wear a suite to work
and have to do a lot of fucking paperwork
but the mrs. is happy
and i get more money
so i get to look down upon everyone
and feel great about myself
yes i really am that big of an egotistical asshole

laura is mad at me
so what else is new?

I Eat Your Unhappiness.

monkeys throw poop around in a fastive manner
and make socially unacceptable faces
dont get a monkey
unless he is our getaway driver in a heist

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everyday i fall more in love

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ok so I figured out what’s wrong with me ( Read more... )

yea so i got cheated on saterday
and dumped on sunday
found out about being cheated on today
yea im fucking pissed
retribution will be delt on a silver platter =)

TOMARROW PLEASE GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR BUSH
OR SIT ON YOUR ASS AND DO NOTHING

NO FLIP-FLOPS!!