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[_pulkritudinous]

Last year when I first came to Dover, someone asked where I was from. Not an unordinary question Freshman year. I told them I was from Barrington. They asked me if I ever went cow tipping.

This hasn't happened too many times, but enough that I feel it is necessary to write a journal entry explaining the art of cow tipping

Comments

[_pulkritudinous]

hopefully that chart wasn't copyrighted, that's all I can say

[murdersmelody]

wow michaela. how about me and you go cow tipping with a .1 BAC. lets see how it works out for us.

[_pulkritudinous]

let's do it. tomorrow night. fiesta at mi casa, whoop whoop.

[lastxchances]

does it count if you start 30 feet away and run into the cow at a full-bore sprint? big guys like myself can build up significant momentum that way

also, there's always something small that i find hilarious. there were two in this post:

"Tail volume = Negligable" and "(The cow will not slide)". I think I'm going to work them both into daily conversation as much as possible.

thank you for bringing purpose to my life!;

matt "the hawk" l

[_pulkritudinous]

Haha... I'm sure you could take down the biggest cow, Matt... the biggest cow. It's all about the attitude.

[doverstar31]

hahaha wow, thats pretty incredible... lol

[_pulkritudinous]

yeah, that's right.

[anubissl5]

thats like.......woa

can someone say ljcut...*cough*

[_pulkritudinous]

shut up.
can someone saaay... stupidhead?
that's what I thought.

[anubissl5]

oh my god! that was so mean! Did you just call me a stupidhead!?

that really hurt... im gona cry now

[_pulkritudinous]

Yeah, that's right. Need some ice for that buuurn, little man?