Ladies, take no offense, but leave your eyebrows ALONE. Get rid of the hair accross the brow and just above the eyeballs and you're golden. There's a new epidemic in teens today; it's not anorexia, it's not bulemia... it's absence of normal facial hair. If you're missing something normal, you're probably not normal. So eyebrows... if you really ( Read more... )

A male is in a violent fight with a male. A female comes over and distracts them to make them stop fighting. She may offer sexual favors. Sounds like a typical movie scene, huh ( Read more... )

Question:

If you would not abort an undeveloped fetus

Why do you not cry every time you have your period?

Question:

If an aborted fetus is going to be thrown in the garbage disposal anyways

What's wrong with stealing a few stem cells?

Question:What's the difference between taking a dead man's liver ( Read more... )

September 15, 2005. The time is ... 5th period. Setting?

The Library.

I'm sitting at the table, directly in front of the librarians' desk. Note: not just a table. The table. I look around. Students with books and notebooks open. Same text books at each table, different pages. Notebooks are filled with hearts and squiggly lines ( Read more... )

I sent the following letter to Mr. McNally, Mr. Boodey, Mr. George, Mr. Latchaw, Ms. Elliot, and Ms. Whitehead ( Read more... )

Terri Schiavo had been on life support for fifteen long years. Her husband went to school to become a nurse and respiratory therapist in that time. He also found another woman to spend his life with, and had kids ( Read more... )

Last year when I first came to Dover, someone asked where I was from. Not an unordinary question Freshman year. I told them I was from Barrington. They asked me if I ever went cow tipping.

This hasn't happened too many times, but enough that I feel it is necessary to write a journal entry explaining the art of cow tipping ( Read more... )

Ever been to the mall lately? Everyone looks the same. All the girls look the same, except for me, of course. I must have missed the memo about unoriginality being in.

I haven’t been to Abercrombie and Fitch ever in my life before the other day. And you know what, one of the manikins looked exactly like one of my classmates! The total outfit ( Read more... )

So I got up through the end of November without getting sick. Very exciting news. Last week was when I started to get sick - I went to dryland practice anyways, and then my mom made me go see the allergist Wednesday, who then made me to get xrays. There's a funny story to it.

I got to the allergist. She put the stethoscope up to my chest to ( Read more... )

Thanksgiving. Time to see how much your neices have grown. And how much your grandparents have shrunken. Every Thanksgiving, we have a family get together, only I don't know half of my relatives. In all seriousness, I'm so distant from some of my relatives that I wouldn't even recognize them if I passed them on the streets. So we have these ( Read more... )