I'm a handmaid now. Kick ass. It reminds me of when Tuor was a little kid and wanted to play "Queen and the Handmaid" except uh I was the handmaid then and he was the Qu--bad example. ¬_¬ Um. YAY. Rivendell! Time to go there and find out if it really is just an overrated crackhouse or an overrated crackhouse I can really come to love. Or something.

I offered to have Saruman's babies.

Hopefully Tuor will get a nice evil baby sibling with a nice ass. :D

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.

Elros is better than the potato dude.

That is all.

*reads friends list*

*dies of the overwhelming stupidity*

*removes causes and continues drinking binge*

My grandson and his wife have an awesome little boat here. Well no. Huge boat. Idril and I have been drinking, puking, eating, and repeating that process over and over again. Sometimes Tuor joins in. But then the maternal instincts kick in and I send him to his room/the poop deck. Just so I can say poop deck. Heee.

Still drunk.

So while all of you go off to war and whatnot, I will stay here in my little motel room with my only and therefore favorite little daughter-in-law and we will drink until my mortal liver combusts or something and I must ask the man with the sunglasses for a new one and such. Or just suck the immortality and elven goodies out of someone. I wonder if ( Read more... )

So the mun thought she could delete me. But she loves my icons much too much to delete me. Whore. WEAK WHORE.

:( Poor Idril and Tuor. :( Especially Idril. I have no idea why my son is crying so much in recent days. Reminds of Turgon, he does. Rían's here for you, children. :)

So I'm in Dol Amroth. Finduilas was right, there are a shitload of drunks around here. Makes me feel almost healthy. Now what exactly is there to do around here?

Edit: Her brother seems so familiar to me now that I look at him. I think I was dead before he was even born but I'll be damned if he doesn't remind me of someone.

Lalalalalalalalalalala bored ( Read more... )

Talking to Anborn yesterday made me realize... I think I'm the last person to ever say "let's get some coffee" and not mean it as "let's go have sex in the bathroom of the first restaurant we see". While that would have been fun, I just met the guy. Yeah. I feel old. :(