I can't make this stuff up, and if I did you wouldn't know.

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This afternoon my cat caught, mounted, and made love to a partially cooked chicken while devouring the sinful evidence at the same time. With this kind of unwholesome behavior one would expect the perpetrator of the crime to try and conceal his deed, but not my pet. No. Between tearing chunks of white flesh from the abused carcass of our lunch he

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[firesignwriter]

This was a moment people like us hope for, the complete destruction of family order into frantic chaos all because normal minds simply can't cope with seeing inter-species necrophilia playing out on their kitchen floor.

If for nothing else, you should be immortalized for this line alone.

Had me a hearty belly-laugh over this one. Thank you for weirding up an otherwise rather dull day. ;-)

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You're most welcome.

Although now you've got me thinking of ways I can have this included on my epitaph.

[twotonetoki]

With this post, you've completely made my day.

It is my goal in life to say "PLEASE LEAVE I NEED TO TOUCH MYSELF" in a crowded room.

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Then you must carry a camera everywhere with you and document the event for me.

[cherrycokehead]

This afternoon my cat caught, mounted, and made love to a partially cooked chicken while devouring the sinful evidence at the same time. With this kind of unwholesome behavior one would expect the perpetrator of the crime to try and conceal his deed, but not my pet. No. Between tearing chunks of white flesh from the abused carcass of our lunch he made loud hollering noises that I could only assume to be celebratory. Finally he had manipulated the object of his affection into a more convenient position and could reap the bountiful rewards.

This...this brilliant description...reminds me of a dream I had about making love to Kirito.

Just kidding.

...

Screen this comment before the world knows just how f<3cked up I am.

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This is where I make the XD face for an hour and, after remembering how to breath, outright refuse to screen because the world needs to know the correct way to act. Cannibalistic sex with a murderous Japanese sociopaths is the way of the future. <3

[cherrycokehead]

The correct way to act!! Of course. Baha. XD

[nikki_nekochan]

i'd say you have a sick kity. but it's too funny to picture..

poor chicken.

and my friend Lan showed me the link to that site..

HILARIOUS!

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The kitty is made from concentrated evil, but we loves him.

I can't remember where I found the link for the site, but had a few giggles at some of the pictures.