( Carnalizing a commodore -- on to the NC-17 part! )

Hello, world ( Read more... )

Hola. This journal is not exactly "friends-only," but sorta kinda "friends-mostly." I post most entries publicly, but then go back and f-lock them after a week or so.

( Clickity-click to get the quick rundown on my journal posting and friending policies. )

Just got glasses, which apparently I've needed for something like eight years, though I thought I was getting by just fine (except for the squinting at road signs, notes on boards at school, small-print icons, etc.). The first thing I see clearly in nearly a decade? My face in a mirror, which the oh-so-helpful LensCrafters guy seemed to think I'd ( Read more... )

Okay, sorry, f'list. Skip=flagillion (yes, that is a play on "flagitious"!) is too much for me right now. Me read slow ( Read more... )

Sorry, folks, really not trying to ignore anyone. I'm working on a writing project on a deadline (no, nothing that pays, drat it all), and it's all I can do to keep myself away from any and every distraction possible. (Staying away from the computer and working longhand doesn't even do the trick, as I managed to spend six hours yesterday on a ( Read more... )

Surely this has made the rounds of LJ before, but on the chance it didn't... Battle at Kruger. A baby water buffalo gets taken down by lions at the edge of a water hole. Then crocs come up for a bite o' baby, and the lions deal with that. Then the few grownup buffalo the pride scared away at the beginning return -- with absolutely everyone -- ( Read more... )

Merc retrograde approaches, mis amigos y amigas. Ten days from now, though those of y'all more sensitive to Mercury -- or those who have Mercury already making a significant aspect to your natal chart that will continue through most of the retrograde period -- might be feeling early effects already. Prepare for communication difficulties (beware ( Read more... )

Edit: Link no workie. Google "Pepe le Pew quotes" and follow the first result.

Favorite so far: (While on a yacht) "I am ze captain, and you are ze first mate. Promotions will follow quickly!"

More in a nautical, Norrington, or just naughty vein: ( 'A colleague of mine once noted, there is very little difference between men and women. But, VIVE LE DIFFERENCE!!' )

A few AWE icons, all a mite spoilery: Barbossa, Tia Dalma, hot twin chicks, Moog, Norrington, one I keep calling "we poosh ze leetle sheeps around" in my head, though I don't know why... I forgot how hard it is to bend a little 100 X 100 pixel box to one's will ( Read more... )