I'm back from another one of my daily rounds of the internet. As always I've brought something back with me, it's not as cute as a lost puppy, or as rewarding as a wallet stuffed with cash, but it does cause serious physical injuries to those unprepared to follow the warning signs and ignore the consequences. Yay.

"House Gymnastics is a cross ( Read more... )

Today I was accused of sounding American, or rather a typical American stereo-type. I classify it as "The Surfer" with the grossly exaggerated only-seen-in-films "Whoa, like, yeah, dude" all spoken in a monotone dirge that could be considered soothing, if it wasn't the sole reason for violence being invented ( Read more... )

"Wander around meaninglessly and say weird things that no one really thinks is funny."

It's strange how random things can speak to you on such a personal level.

Not so long ago my brother bought a Multi Arcade Machine Emulator (or MAME, as it was so conveniently shorted to) and while trolling through the list of games I found something called Narc and decided to check it out. It turned out to be the best game in all creation and worth a mention in this update, which has nothing what so ever to do with ( Read more... )

"An' I woke with an' 'eart full of cheer..."

The Cat With Hands

-- Thanks to Zombie Poodle, who I happened across while scrounging.

Any Sims fans out there? I know there is Liad, someone I have dubbed Master of the Skins, but are there any other people brave enough to admit the addiction ( Read more... )

Me [placing a pen down on the windowsill]: It's a pen-sil. :D ( Read more... )

Spam ( Read more... )

A friend asked what I did to pass the time in Wales. So, I give to you, a comprehensive outlook on my pastimes since the Big Move from Bristol ( Read more... )

The icon says it all ( Read more... )